September 2009
auto-correct
me: wuddya gonna do tonight?
Scott: going to brothers bar. if you wanna party sexy.
me: Are you saying its gonna be sexy or are you calling me sexy?
Scott: both? I tried to spell hardy but it corrected to sexy
August 2009
okay okay okay
she had a good excuse for leave me by myself and that coffee shop and not calling.
Not going to be black listed.
doc thinks my sis was bitten by a brown recluse. ...
“CUT YOUR OWN FUCKING POTATOES”
– me. I totally just yelled that at my mom.
it's a generational thing
My mother was just explaining to me a good way to get wrinkles out of clothes without ironing them.
She said at the end, “ya know…ya just gotta rub those things the right way.”
and I replied, “…that’s what she said.”
my mother asked, “who said that?”
She didn’t get it.
Trying to date a girl is similar to photography in...
J.J.
black listed a long time ago.
Phone deletion…sooooo earlier this summer.
…yup.
K.S.
black listed.
phone deletion to follow.
um...what?
dude: um...so...'yall got a differnn border for the photo?
sean: yeah. Hold on one second. (Sean pulls up his photo on the computer and switches the border [we have two borders])
dude: Oh. yeah. I was kinda hoping 'yall had a border with shotguns and fishing reels or sumthin.
p.s.
Eric, sorry I missed your Skyping. I was walking da Lacey. Look forward to interneting with you soon.
Hilarious asian tourist (and I can say that...
Asian tourist walks to the desk with a nearly full glass of beer. Maybe only a few sips out of it. He walks up and then asks:
“Where should I puuuu this? I…do not… want to, enjoy this anymore.”
I couldn’t stop laughing.
then I thought…holy shit…that is the best way EVER to break up with someone:
“eh….yeah…ya know… I just...
“everyone has a hobby…that or a dog.”
– my mother
Keith on fishing.
Keith was hired a few weeks ago...
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...
there, did I get it all out for the day?
well fuck
both my parents think I should go to grad school.
Serious soul searching to follow…
…
And on a similar note:
K.M.
consider yourself black listed.
Phone deletion to follow.
“I wanted to go someplace to fail in private, and a place where the sun shined a...”
– my mother, answering why she moved to Colorado originally.
gotta edit photos tonight.
Let start a band called:
Sad and Horny
