me: wuddya gonna do tonight?
Scott: going to brothers bar. if you wanna party sexy.
me: Are you saying its gonna be sexy or are you calling me sexy?
Scott: both? I tried to spell hardy but it corrected to sexy
okay okay okay
she had a good excuse for leave me by myself and that coffee shop and not calling. Not going to be black listed.
doc thinks my sis was bitten by a brown recluse. ...
CUT YOUR OWN FUCKING POTATOES– me. I totally just yelled that at my mom.
it's a generational thing
My mother was just explaining to me a good way to get wrinkles out of clothes without ironing them. She said at the end, “ya know…ya just gotta rub those things the right way.” and I replied, “…that’s what she said.” my mother asked, “who said that?” She didn’t get it.
Trying to date a girl is similar to photography in...
black listed a long time ago. Phone deletion…sooooo earlier this summer. …yup.
black listed. phone deletion to follow.
dude: um...so...'yall got a differnn border for the photo?
sean: yeah. Hold on one second. (Sean pulls up his photo on the computer and switches the border [we have two borders])
dude: Oh. yeah. I was kinda hoping 'yall had a border with shotguns and fishing reels or sumthin.
Eric, sorry I missed your Skyping. I was walking da Lacey. Look forward to interneting with you soon.
Hilarious asian tourist (and I can say that...
Asian tourist walks to the desk with a nearly full glass of beer. Maybe only a few sips out of it. He walks up and then asks: “Where should I puuuu this? I…do not… want to, enjoy this anymore.” I couldn’t stop laughing. then I thought…holy shit…that is the best way EVER to break up with someone: “eh….yeah…ya know… I just...
everyone has a hobby…that or a dog.– my mother
Keith on fishing. Keith was hired a few weeks ago...
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...
there, did I get it all out for the day?
both my parents think I should go to grad school. Serious soul searching to follow… … And on a similar note: K.M. consider yourself black listed. Phone deletion to follow.
I wanted to go someplace to fail in private, and a place where the sun shined a...– my mother, answering why she moved to Colorado originally.
gotta edit photos tonight.
Let start a band called:
Sad and Horny